Never cup a fart
Never punch your mother...in the face
Never enter a Cairo bazarre as a foreigner...oh, there's nothing funny about that...just don't do it!
Never eat ice cream quickly unless it is leading to a VJAY JAY!
Never eat day old Sushi
Never take ante abuse and drink alcohol unless you wish to lose weight...a lot of weight...in a hurry
Never accept a job that is %35 travelling by plane when you have a fear of flying and you are taking ante abuse
Never accept a job that incorporates presentations if you have a phobia of doing presentations and you are taking ante abuse
Never consume so much jaggermeister you can't remember emailing each of the two hundred ex friends you had on facebook and letting em have it cause you are sick of THEIR shit oh....another one that isn't too funny.
Never consider suicide as an option...suicide is non-refundable...unless....you haven't listened to a word I have said so far and you have done all the things I told you not too and your miserable...there are too many people on this planet as it is...you are an insect...people will miss for a month and then forget you ever existed....trust me...I know!
Never burn a Koran
Never tear the veil from a woman cause there just might be a reason they wear them
Never take acid and sit in your room alone staring at Metallica pictures for three hours...James Hetfield actually read my thoughts
Never smoke an entire joint...let me repeat...never smoke an entire joint...oh, and never smoke an entire joint as if affects memory long after you come down from Pink Floyd's fluffy pillow world where unicorns run wild and blue strawberries bloom in fields of gold
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